Welcome to this week’s What The Heck.

One Million Zunes Sold, 99 Million to Go: “iPod Killer”? I think not…

Google Turns a Page…In a Bad Way: What happened to “Don’t be evil”? Oh well, they’re still way better than Yahoo. My advice: Don’t buy Dell.

Microsoft Deal Makes Yahoo Buy More Likely: After buying Yahoo, maybe Microsoft will buy MySpace and some other sites I don’t like.

Illinois Raids Wellfare to Pay for Failed Videogame Violence Legislation: I can’t think of a comment for that. Make one yourself (post it in the comments if you want).