8 Reasons I Wouldn’t Want to Work At Microsoft

In no particular order, here are 8 reasons I wouldn’t want to work at Microsoft:

  1. I don’t like working 26 hours a day.
  2. I’d rather give people jobs.
  3. Uh, it’s Microsoft.
  4. It must be hard to get any work done with emails from Bill Gates every hour saying “work harder”.
  5. Would you want to work at a company everyone can’t stand?
  6. There’s a 0.00003% chance that they don’t confiscate iPods and MacBooks.
  7. I wouldn’t use Vista unless you paid me, so I’d obviously want a huge salary (think seven figures) to actually work for the company that made it.
  8. I’d prefer to avoid spending a small fortune on Jolt Gum and coffee.

 

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